Protective Dad-Assault Rifle T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
Irish Green / S
$40.00
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This cotton tee carries a clean, rugged attitude—sharp black ink on a white canvas. The front wears a bold “WARNING” bar and icon; the back features a skull with crossed shotguns and the line “Wouldn’t hurt her — Both our lives depend on it.” It reads like a roadside sign turned into apparel: direct, unapologetic, and built to last. The shirt’s medium-weight cotton, tear-away label, and classic crew fit make it comfortable for long days outside or layered under a jacket. The print techniques keep lines crisp and detailed, so the graphic stays striking wash after wash. Wear it when you want to make a clear statement without saying much—on rides, at the range, or while tooling around town with friends who get the same dark humor and no-nonsense aesthetic.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill for shape retention and long-term comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphics to keep details crisp
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty — ethically produced, safety-compliant
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Protective Dad-Assault Rifle T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
$40.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit, no side seams for a clean silhouette and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder twill for shape retention and long-term comfort
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphics to keep details crisp
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty — ethically produced, safety-compliant
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat