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This sturdy cotton tee carries an attitude — bold, clear, and a little dangerous. Front and back graphics read like a warning sign and a patch: a boxed “WARNING” on the chest and a round emblem on the back showing crossed pistols and the words “I WOULDN’T HURT HER — TRUST ME!!”. It sits loose and relaxed for everyday wear, but the heavy-print placement makes it feel like a statement piece you reach for when you want to be seen and taken seriously. Wear it to rides, meetups, or nights out when you want clothing that speaks in short sentences and doesn’t apologize. The breathable medium-weight cotton keeps the tee comfortable across seasons, and details like a ribbed collar, taped shoulders, and a tear-away label keep it feeling solid and scratch-free. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean the shirt is built to last without unnecessary compromises.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for all-season comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main graphics for crisp, detailed prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced US cotton; meets EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Protective Dad-Pistols T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning | White Font
$40.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for all-season comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main graphics for crisp, detailed prints
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified and ethically sourced US cotton; meets EU safety standards
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat