Protective Dad-Assault Rifle T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning | White Font
Charcoal / S
$40.00
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A bold black tee that speaks in blunt confidence. Front chest features a distressed “WARNING” plate and an exclamation-triangle mark — short, loud, and unmistakable. The back carries a gritty skull-with-bandana motif crossed by baseball bats and the line “I wouldn’t hurt her — both our lives depend on it,” giving it a darkly humorous, protective edge. Cut from midweight cotton with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit, it sits easy under a jacket or worn solo as a statement. The quality prints are crisp and matte — sleeve and neck details use DTF while the larger art uses DTG — so the design stays sharp wash after wash. This tee fits into the wardrobe of someone who likes to keep their humor dry, their style low-key, and their message unmissable. Wear it to late-night hangs, motorcycle meetups, punk shows, or when you want to tell a story without saying much.
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, smooth surface for printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed imagery
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Protective Dad-Assault Rifle T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning | White Font
$40.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- Midweight 100% cotton fabric (solid colors) — durable, smooth surface for printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main artwork — crisp, detailed imagery
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat