Protective Dad Pistols T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning

 A clean, sturdy cotton tee with a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude. The front bears a small warning-style emblem while the back shows a circular badge with crossed pistols and the phrase “I wouldn’t hurt her — trust me!!”, giving the shirt a rugged, protective vibe. Soft, midweight fabric and a classic crew cut make it comfortable for everyday wear, while the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep irritation low. Wear it when you want to project quiet confidence and a bit of dark humor — a rugged layer for days out, meetups with friends, or casual nights when you want your look to speak before you do.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for reduced waste and a cleaner drape
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp front, back, sleeve, and inner neck graphics
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and 2-year EU warranty for comfort and quality assurance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat