Protective Dad Assault Rifles T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This soft, sturdy tee carries quiet confidence. Printed on a medium-weight cotton shirt, the front bears a small, boxed “WARNING” emblem while the back unfolds a bold skull-and-rifles illustration framed by the phrase “I WOULDN’T HURT HER.” It feels purposeful and rugged — a comfortable layer for long days outdoors, late-night drives, or standing your ground at the range. The ribbed collar and taped shoulders keep the silhouette neat after repeated wear. Breathable and resilient, it settles in like an old favorite and speaks with low-key attitude whenever you put it on.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a smooth fit
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat