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This hoodie brings an edgy, underground energy to your wardrobe. Soft yet substantial, its clean white canvas carries bold monochrome graphics: a blunt, confrontational chest text and a high-contrast back illustration that reads like a page from a gritty manga or zine. Subtle script prints run down the sleeves for an artisanal, street-ready finish. Wear it when you want an unapologetic, artful statement—whether you’re wandering city streets, heading to a late-night show, or layering up for a cold coffee run. The heavy, cozy feel and roomy pouch pocket make it a go-to when you want comfort without softening the attitude. Latitude for customization (embroidery or DTF sleeve/wrist prints) lets you tweak the look to feel more personal and tactile.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and soft handfeel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner silhouette and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placements
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric weight — cozy, durable, and scratch-free
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Protective Dad Greetings Hoodie | Here’s Your Warning
$42.43
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and soft handfeel
- No side seams (tubular knit) for cleaner silhouette and reduced waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF and DTG printed graphics with optional embroidery placements
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² fabric weight — cozy, durable, and scratch-free
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed