Protective Dad Greetings T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
Charcoal / S
$29.38
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This tee carries a blunt, provocative statement across the chest in clean, bold type — a confrontational piece meant for someone who uses clothing to start conversations and challenge taboos. Made from midweight, durable cotton with a relaxed classic fit, it wears like an everyday staple but reads like a statement. The plain white canvas keeps the message front-and-center and the minimalist layout gives the words room to land. Wear it to rallies, late-night shows, or when you want to shift an awkward conversation into something sharper. It sits well under a jacket or on its own, pairing easily with jeans, cargos, or layered streetwear. The shirt’s feel is simple and honest — just you, your stance, and an unambiguous line that won’t be missed.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep shape and resist stretching
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp chest and sleeve details; tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Protective Dad Greetings T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
$29.38
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² for durable, year-round wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep shape and resist stretching
- DTG/DTF printing for crisp chest and sleeve details; tear-away label for comfort
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat