Protective Dad Pistols T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
Protective Dad Pistols T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A clean, sturdy cotton tee with a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude. The front bears a small warning-style emblem while the back shows a circular badge with crossed pistols and the phrase “I wouldn’t hurt her — trust me!!”, giving the shirt a rugged, protective vibe. Soft, midweight fabric and a classic crew cut make it comfortable for everyday wear, while the tear-away label and ribbed collar keep irritation low. Wear it when you want to project quiet confidence and a bit of dark humor — a rugged layer for days out, meetups with friends, or casual nights when you want your look to speak before you do.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for durability and comfort
- Tubular knit with no side seams for reduced waste and a cleaner drape
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp front, back, sleeve, and inner neck graphics
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certification, and 2-year EU warranty for comfort and quality assurance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat