Protective Dad Sawed Off Shotguns T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
Protective Dad Sawed Off Shotguns T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This cotton tee speaks with quiet confidence. A small, bold “WARNING” mark sits on the chest while the back carries a striking monochrome skull and crossed bat motif framed by the message “I wouldn’t hurt her — both our lives depend on it.” It feels like something a protector would wear: tough but understated. The medium-weight cotton holds print detail sharply and wears comfortably all day. Worn alone or layered under a jacket, it adds an edge to everyday looks and channels a no-nonsense, protective energy without shouting for attention.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and less waste
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG on main areas for crisp detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat