Protective Dad Shotguns T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
Protective Dad Shotguns T-Shirt | Here’s Your Warning
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A rugged, lived-in tee that speaks in short sentences and quiet warnings. Soft yet sturdy 100% cotton holds a bold, monochrome graphic: a small chest 'WARNING' emblem up front and a larger skull-and-crossed-rifles motif across the back with the line, “I wouldn’t hurt her — our lives depend on it.” The cut is classic and roomy, with a reinforced collar and taped shoulders that keep it from stretching when you wear it hard. It’s the sort of shirt you reach for when you want to feel anchored — whether you’re gearing up for a late-night ride, patching a truck at the edge of town, or standing watch at a bonfire with close friends. Subtle on the front, unapologetic on the back; it fits into a gritty, no-nonsense wardrobe and carries an attitude without shouting. Built to last and comfortable enough to keep in rotation year-round.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (medium 180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with ribbed collar and taped shoulders to prevent stretching
- Crisp, detailed prints using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main areas
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and less fabric waste
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat